I did it! I did it! My fingers are in casts. My family and friends have abandoned me. I'm not sure where or who I am, but it was worth it, because... I did it! (Of course this is partly complete fiction. I mean, I did DO it - that part's real, but my fingers are fine. As a matter of fact, they're downright "buff", and my family and friends were never neglected or ignored... Uh, well, okay, maybe they were a little ignored, but they still love me! Life IS Gooooood!
